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abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

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jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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cokeflow:

my sense of humor is almost as dry as my love life

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theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

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heyfunniest:

omfg hahahahaha

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ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

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what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

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luciferinthepolicebox:

everyone go home, this post has won.

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renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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