if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
my sense of humor is almost as dry as my love life
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back
everyone go home, this post has won.
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life